mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

cokeflow:

why is the sentence “tell that hoe to fly a kite” stuck in my head

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

*picks u up for prom in heelys*

a true story 

ashypussy:

stop unfollowing me you’re making me fat